《老友记》之《莫妮卡的新室友》“英语听力”

《老友记》是布赖特·卡芙曼·克莱恩制作公司、华纳兄弟电视公司出品的幽默情景喜剧系列，影片由柯罗杰等执导，珍妮佛·安妮斯顿、大卫·修蒙、柯特妮·考克斯、马特·勒布朗、马修·派瑞、丽莎·库卓主演。该剧里面的对话都很适合作为英语听力来练习哦。下面，小编为大家截取了《老友记》第1季之《莫妮卡的新室友》的一些对话作为大家的听力材料。

There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. 没什么好说的! 他不过是我的同事!

You're going out with the guy. 少来了，你和那个人一起出去!

There has to be something wrong with him. 和你交往的男人一定有问题!

All right,Joey. Be nice. 打住，乔伊，嘴下留德

So does he have a hump and a hairpiece? 他驼背?既驼背又带假发?

Wait,does he eat chalk? 慢着，他吃粉笔吗?

I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl. 我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙

Okay,everybody relax. This is not even a date. 各位别急， 这不算约会

Sounds like a date to me. 听起来好像是说我的约会

I'm in high school, in the cafeteria.. 记得中学时代的梦， 我站在自助餐厅

and I realize I'm totally naked. 突然发现自己全身赤裸

I've had that dream. 我做过那样的梦

Then I look down and I realize there is a phone. 我低头一看， 看见有一支电话…

there. 在那儿

- Instead of - That's right!而不是…? - 没错

Never had that one. 我没做过那样的梦

All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 突然，那个电话响了

What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me. 我不知道该怎么办， 大家都看着我

They weren't looking at you before? 之前他们就不看着你?!

Finally,I figure I'd better answer it. 最后，我觉得应该接这个电话

And it turns out it's my mother. 发现是我妈妈打来的，

Which is very,very weird because she never calls me. 这十分怪 因为….她从来不打电话给我!

Hi. 嘿

He says,"Hello," I want to kill myself. 这家伙说“你好”的时候， 我总想杀了我自己

You okay? 你还好吧?

I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth.. 我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙， 抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来

- and tied it around my neck. - Cookie? 再在我的脖子上打结… - 要饼干吗?

Carol moved her stuff out today. 卡箩今天搬走了她的东西

- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks.我给你拿咖啡。 - 谢谢

No,don't! Stop cleansing my aura. 不，不要! 不要清理我的气息!

- Just leave my aura alone,okay? - Fine,be murky. 不要管我的气息，好吗? - 好呀! 继续痛苦吧!

- I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. - No,you don't. 我会没事的，好吧?。 真的，各位，我希望她开心。不，你并不希望

No,I don't. To hell with her. She left me! 是的，我不希望! 去她的， 她离开了我!

You never knew she was a lesbian? 你又不知道她是女同性恋

No! Okay? 不知道!! 行了吧?!

Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 为什么每个人老是提它?

She didn't know. How should I know? 她都不知道，我怎么会知道?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 有时候我希望我是女同性恋…

Did I say that out loud? 我大声说出来啦?

I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well. 我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了， 他们看起来没什么问题

Oh,really? 噢， 真的吗?

So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing.那我凌晨三点接到一个女人 打来的可笑电话，她在电话中抽泣说

"I'll never have grandchildren," was what? A wrong number? “我不会有孙子了，我不会有孙子了。” 那是怎么回事?打错电话啦?

Sorry. 对不起

Look,you're feeling a lot of pain right now. 没事的，罗斯，瞧。 你现在感到很痛苦

You're angry. You're hurting. 你很生气。你感到伤心

Can I tell you what the answer is? 我告诉你答案是什么?

Hey,you're single. Have some hormones. 别这样，你单身了!有需求的!

But I don't want to be single,okay? 我不想单身，好吗?

I just want to be married again. 我只想….再次结婚!

And I just want a million dollars! 而我只想要100万美金!

- Rachel? - Oh,Monica! Thank God! 瑞秋?! - 噢，上帝，莫妮卡，你好，感谢上帝!

I went to your building.我刚到你那里去，而你不在，

and a guy with a hammer said you'd be here,and you are. 那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里， 你真在这里，你真在这里!

- Can I get you some coffee? - Decaf. 你想点咖啡吗? - 无咖啡因的

Everybody,this is Rachel, a Lincoln High survivor.好了，各位，这位是瑞秋， 另一个林肯高中的幸存者

This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe.这就是各位啦 这是钱德，菲比

Joey. Remember my brother,Ross? 乔伊。 还有，你还记得我哥哥Ross吗?

Sure!当然，你好! - 你好

You want to tell us now,or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 那你现在可以告诉我们了吗， 还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?

Well,it started about a half-hour before the wedding.好吧，大概在婚礼前半个小时。

I was in the room with all the presents.我在礼品间里

and I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. 我正看着那个船形卤肉盘。 那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘

When all of a sudden 然后，突然-

Sweet 'N Low? 有糖吗?

I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry. 我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘 比对Barry更有冲动!

I got freaked out, and it hit me: 然后我吓呆了，突然想到:

How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Barry看起来多象土豆头先生呀

I always knew he looked familiar,but..我总是觉得他眼熟，但是…

I had to get out of there, and I started wondering.. 不管怎么说，我必须离开那里， 我在想

"Why am I doing this," and "Who am I doing it for?"“我为什么这样做， 我为谁这样做?”

I didn't know where to go, and I know we've drifted apart.. 我不知道该去哪里， 而且我知道我和你有点疏远了

but you're the only person I know here. 但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人

- Who wasn't invited to the wedding. - I hoped that wouldn't be an issue. 还没有被邀请到婚礼上。 - 噢，我不希望提起这件事….

I guess he bought her the pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it. 我猜他给她买了个管风琴， 而她很不喜欢那个

"Tuna or egg salad! Decide!" 吐拿鱼或鸡蛋沙拉?快决定!

"I'll have whatever Christina's having." “克莉丝汀吃什么我吃什么。”

Daddy,I just I can't marry him. 爸爸，我只是…不能嫁给他!

I'm sorry. I just don't love him. 对不起，我只是不爱他了

Well,it matters to me! 这对我很有关系!

"If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off."“如果我不抓着我的头发， 我的头就会掉下来。”

She should not be wearing those pants. 噢，她真不应该穿那条裤子

Push her down the stairs!我说把她推下楼

Push her! Push her down the stairs! 把她推下楼!把她推下楼! 把她推下楼!

Come on,Daddy,listen! 爸爸，听我说!

All my life,everyone's always told me,"You're a shoe!" 这就好像，在我一生中， 所有人都告诉我， “你是鞋子!”

"You're a shoe!"“你是鞋子，你是鞋子，你是鞋子!”

What if I don't want to be a shoe? 然后今天，我不这么认为了，对我自己说， '如果我不想成为鞋子呢?

What if I want to be a purse? 如果我想成为一个包?

Or a hat? 或一顶帽?

No,I don't want you to buy me a hat! 不，我不是让你给我买帽子

It's a metaphor,Daddy! 这是个比喻，爸爸!

You can see where he'd have trouble. 你能发现他哪里出问题了

Look,Daddy, it's my life. 爸爸，这是我的生活

Well,maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. 也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起

I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. 我猜我们已经确定 她和莫妮卡住在一起了…

Well,maybe that's my decision. 也许那是我的决定

Maybe I don't need your money. 也许我不需要你的钱

Wait! I said maybe!等等!我说也许!!

Just breathe. That's it. 呼吸，呼吸，对啦

Try to think of nice,calm things. 只想着一些让你镇定的好东西…

Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens玫瑰上的雨滴 还有猫的胡须

Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens 门铃和雪橇铃还有手套…

La la la something And noodles with string 啦啦啦，还有一些面条…

I'm all better now. 我现在好多了

I helped. 我帮上忙啦!

This is probably for the best. 瞧，这也许是最好的?

Independence. Controlling your life. The whole hat thing. 独立了，把握自己的生活。 就像你说的“帽子”的事情

You can always come to Joey. 还有，你还需要什么， 你可以来找乔伊

Me and Chandler live across the hall. He's away a lot. 我和钱德就住在对面。 而且他经常不在

Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day. 乔伊，不要再勾引她了! 今天是她结婚的日子!

Like there's a rule,or something? 怎么啦，难道这还有什么规定吗?

I got it. 我来

Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound. 请不要再这么干，那是很讨厌的声音

It's Paul. 恩，我是保罗

Oh,God,is it 6:30? Buzz him in. 天呀，到6:30了吗?让他进来!

- Who's Paul? - Paul,the wine guy? 谁是保罗? - 保罗，调酒师， 保罗?

Maybe. 也许是吧

Your "not a real date" is with Paul,the wine guy? 等等，你今晚的“不是真正约会” 是和调酒师保罗?

- He finally asked you out? - Yes!他终于约你出去啦? - 是的!

It's a "Dear Diary" moment.噢，真是个可以载入日记的时刻

- Rach,I can cancel. - Please,go,I'll be fine.瑞秋， 等等，我可以取消…. - 不，别，你去吧，没什么的!

Ross,are you okay? Do you want me to stay? Ross,你还好吧? 你希望我留下来吗?

That'd be good. 那会很好的…

- Really?- Go on! It's Paul,the wine guy! 真的? - 不，去吧! 那可是调酒师保罗!

Does he sell it,drink it? 那是什么意思? 他卖酒，喝酒

Or he just complains a lot? 还是抱怨酒?

Hi,come in! Paul,this is.. 进来，保罗，这是。

everybody. Everybody,this is Paul. 大家， 各位，这是保罗

- The wine guy. - I didn't catch your name. Paul? 你好! 保罗!嘿!调酒师!嘿! - 对不起，我没听清楚你的名字。保罗，是吗?

I'll be right back. I've just gotta go 好啦，我就….我就回来，我要…….

A-wandering? 闲逛?

Change. 换衣服!

Sit down. Two seconds. 好了，坐会儿。 很快就好

I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. 噢，我刚拔掉四根睫毛。 不是个好兆头

Hey,Paul,here's a tip. 你好， 保罗! 告诉你个小秘密

She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot.. 她很喜欢你来回在同一个地方揉她的脖子

until it starts to get red. 重复来重复去，直到变红为止

Shut up,Joey! 闭嘴， 乔伊!

What are you up to tonight? 那么瑞秋，你今晚…打算干什么?

I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon.. 我本来应该到Aruba度蜜月

so,nothing. 所以…没事做!

Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon. 是呀，你都没办法过蜜月

Although,Aruba. This time of year? 不过，Aruba,这个时候…?

Talk about your.. 你可以谈论下。

big lizards. 大蜥蜴

If you don't want to be alone tonight.. 不管怎样，如果今晚你觉得寂寞的话

Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture. 乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具

We're very excited about it. 是呀，而且我们为此感到兴奋

Thanks. But I'm just going to hang out here. 谢谢了，不过我想今晚还是呆在这里吧

- It's been a long day. - Oh,sure.今天可真是漫长。 - 是呀，没错

Phoebe,wanna help?嘿，Pheebs,你要来帮忙吗?

I wish I could, but I don't want to. 噢，我希望我能，但是我不想

Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art 爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美， 爱情是无以伦比的艺术品

But your love Oh,your love,your love 但是，你的爱呀，你的爱， 你的爱…

Is like a giant pigeon 就好像一只巨大的鸽子…

Crapping on my heart 在我心中排泄

Thank you. La-la-la-la-la- La-la-la-la…谢谢。呜呜呜呜呜呜

I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things.. 我应该把支架固定在侧面

using a bunch of these little worm guys.用螺纹蜗轮…

I have no bracket-y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever.. 我没有支架，没有看到螺纹蜗轮

and I cannot feel my legs. 而且。。我的腿麻了

- We got a bookcase. - It's beautiful.我想我们弄好书架了。 - 看起来不错

What's this? 那是什么?

I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket. 我认为那应该是个L型支架

- Which goes where? - I have no idea.它应该安在哪里? - 我完全…没有主意

- Done with the bookcase. - All finished. 搞定书架了! -完工了!

This was Carol's favorite beer. 这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒

She always drank it out of the can. I should have known. 她总是不用罐喝，我该知道

- Start with that,we're out of here. - Please don't spoil all this fun. 你要是再开始那些话，我们就走了。 - 就是，不要把这些快乐给搞砸了

Let me ask you. Ross,问你一个问题

She got the furniture, the stereo,the good TV. 她得到家具，音响，电视-

What did you get? 你得到了什么?

- You guys. - You got screwed. 你们呀。 - 天呀。 - 你被坑了。 - 上帝!

- Oh,my God. - I know. I'm such an idiot.我的老天! - 我知道，我是个笨蛋

I should've known when she went to the dentist five times a week. 当她一礼拜见4,5次牙医， 我就该知道了

I mean,how clean can teeth get? 谁的牙齿需要这么干净呀?

My brother's going through that. 我哥哥正在克服这种事呢， 他糟透了

How did you get over it? 你是怎么克服的?

He might accidentally break something valuable of hers. 你可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西

- Say her - Leg? 比如她的… - …腿?

That's one way of doing it. I went for the watch. 那是一个例子! 我- 砸了她的表

You actually broke her watch? 你真的砸了她的表?

The worst I ever did was shred my old boyfriend's favorite towel. 我干的最坏的一件事是… 把我男友最喜欢的浴巾撕烂了

- Steer clear of you. - That's right. 消除痛苦。 - 没错

Barry,I'm sorry. I am so sorry. Barry,对不起，对不起