10个趣味英语小故事荐读
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1、TWO HEARTS BEATING
Nurse: H
两颗心脏在跳动
护士:手术后你感觉怎样?
病人:十分好,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。
2、THE FIRST TIME
Patient: I' s frightened, this is first peratin.
Surgen: I n
Mther: H
Neighbr: ur vercat? But hw culd it ae such a nise?
Husband: I... I happened t be inside the cat.
精力旺盛的妻子
邻居:昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音,你们出了什么事吗?
丈夫:没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴,把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。
邻居:你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的.声音?
丈夫:我......我恰好也在大衣里面。
8、Friend fr Dinner
&qut;Hne,&qut; said the husband t his wife, &qut;I invited a friend he fr supper.&qut;
&qut;What? Are u craz? The huse is a ess, I haven't been shpping, all the dishes are dirt, and I dn't feel lie cing a fanc eal!&qut;
&qut;I nw all that.&qut;
&qut;Then wh did u invite a friend fr supper?&qut;
&qut;Because the pr fl's thining abut getting arried.&qut;
请朋友吃饭
“亲爱的,”丈夫对妻子说:“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”
“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的,我很久没有买过东西回来了,所有的碗碟都是脏的,还有,我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”
“这些我全都知道。”
“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”
“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”
9、GOOD ADVICE
The prtl sales anager was getting read t leave his dctr's ffice after a rutine exainatin. &qut;Here,&qut; said the dctr, &qut;fllw this diet, and I want t see three-furths f u bac here fr a chec-up in three nths.&qut;
忠告
臃肿的销售经理做过常规体检后,正要离开大夫的诊室。“听着,”大夫说,“遵守这个食谱,我希望3个月后再来这儿体检时能见到四分之三的你。”
10、SHE'D RATHER BU A GIFT
While n a trip, M realized that she had frgtten a present fr Dad's birthda. &qut;That's a,&qut; he said, &qut;The nl thing I want is fr u t lve, hnr and be.&qut; M pndered that idea and then replied &qut;I'd rather bu u a gift.&qut;
她宁愿买一件礼物
旅途中,妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。&qut;没关系,&qut;他说,&qut;我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。&qut;妈妈沉思片刻后回答说,&qut;我宁愿给你买一件礼物。
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