最不该对父母说的话

1. "Why do I have to do the dishes? I didn’t even eat!" (maybe just this meal - how about all the thousands of others you've eaten here over the last many years)

为什么要我洗碗？我压根就没吃饭！(父母吐槽：可能这顿没吃，不过养你这么大你吃了多少顿饭，碗都洗了么？)

2. "Walk the dog? I’ve had a hard day at school can’t dad do it?"

遛狗？我今天在学校累了个半死，为嘛爸爸不能去？

3. "Wadda ya mean I have to brush my teeth every day?" (this coming from a kid who has over 6 cavities and hates the dentist)

我为什么每天都要刷牙啊？(这句话出自一个有6颗蛀牙还讨厌牙医的小朋友之口)

4. "God mom, can you please stop talking? I heard you, I heard you, I heard you!" (meanwhile they rarely do what I asked)

老妈你能不能别说了？我都听到了，听到了！(父母吐槽：左耳进右耳出，我说的你从来不做)

5. "I hate you!" (ooh, this one really hurts)

我讨厌你！(这句话还真伤人)

6. "You just don’t get it, you never do!"

反正你就是不懂，你根本不懂我！

7. "I promise." (kids do not know the meaning of this word - no way, no how)

我保证。(父母吐槽：孩子们是永远不懂这个词的含义，不管怎么样就是不懂)

8. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease mom? Pleeeeeeeeeease..." (enough said)

求你了妈妈？求你了求你了求你了~~(父母吐槽：够了)

9. "I’m running away and never coming back!" (yeah, right! you promise?)

我要离家出走再也不回来了！(父母吐槽：好耶！你保证说到做到？)