十大有趣商店告示英文及翻译

商店十大有趣告示(幽默)

Top 10 Funny Store Signs

ide a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

ide a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be."

the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

a restaurant window: "Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

de a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we’ll wait."

a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

［参考译文］十大有趣商店告示

1.消声器商店外：“没有专门的约会，但我们听到你来了。”

2.旅馆外：“请帮助，我们需要富有经验的住旅馆的人。”

3.接待室的.桌子上：“每来3个推销员，我们就会开枪进行射击，第2个刚刚离开。”

4.兽医的等候室：“五分钟之内回来，坐下！呆好！”

5.电力公司：“如果你寄来帐单，我们就会变亮，如果你不寄来，你就会变亮。”

6.计算机商店的门上：“外出吃饭。”

7.饭店的橱窗上：“不要饿着站在这儿，快点进来，我们给你吃的。”

8.保龄球场里面：“请安静，我们需要听到大头针在下落。”

9.殡仪馆前的院子里：“小心驾驶，我们会等你的。”

10.法律顾问办公室内：“变老是无法避免的，变聪明是可以选择的。”