10个趣味英语小故事荐读

1、TWO HEARTS BEATING

Nurse: H

两颗心脏在跳动

护士：手术后你感觉怎样？

病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。

2、THE FIRST TIME

Patient: I' s frightened, this is first peratin.

Surgen: I n

Mther: H

Neighbr: ur vercat? But hw culd it ae such a nise?

Husband: I... I happened t be inside the cat.

精力旺盛的妻子

邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗？

丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

邻居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的.声音？

丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。

8、Friend fr Dinner

&qut;Hne,&qut; said the husband t his wife, &qut;I invited a friend he fr supper.&qut;

&qut;What? Are u craz? The huse is a ess, I haven't been shpping, all the dishes are dirt, and I dn't feel lie cing a fanc eal!&qut;

&qut;I nw all that.&qut;

&qut;Then wh did u invite a friend fr supper?&qut;

&qut;Because the pr fl's thining abut getting arried.&qut;

请朋友吃饭

“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

“什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

“这些我全都知道。”

“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？”

“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”

9、GOOD ADVICE

The prtl sales anager was getting read t leave his dctr's ffice after a rutine exainatin. &qut;Here,&qut; said the dctr, &qut;fllw this diet, and I want t see three-furths f u bac here fr a chec-up in three nths.&qut;

忠告

臃肿的销售经理做过常规体检后，正要离开大夫的诊室。“听着，”大夫说，“遵守这个食谱，我希望3个月后再来这儿体检时能见到四分之三的你。”

10、SHE'D RATHER BU A GIFT

While n a trip, M realized that she had frgtten a present fr Dad's birthda. &qut;That's a,&qut; he said, &qut;The nl thing I want is fr u t lve, hnr and be.&qut; M pndered that idea and then replied &qut;I'd rather bu u a gift.&qut;

她宁愿买一件礼物

旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。&qut;没关系，&qut;他说，&qut;我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。&qut;妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，&qut;我宁愿给你买一件礼物。